{"product_id":"crinkum-crankum","title":"Crinkum \u0026 Crankum","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003eCrinkum-crankum — Unisex Botanical Body Soap\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIntimate soap for body parts with Manners. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e“Don’t let your nooks become folklore. Lather accordingly.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eNo “his” and “hers.” Just yours.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYour body is yours. So is your bathroom ritual.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrinkum-crankum brings a little botanical mischief to the soap dish without sorting bodies into “for him” and “for her.” This is a unisex bar with an all-gender welcome: women, men, and nonbinary people; cis or trans. Your pronouns, presentation, and anatomy don’t decide whether you belong here.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe begin with our house blend of beef tallow, coconut, avocado, babassu, hemp seed, and castor oils. Then we add cocoa butter and a generous portion of strained herbal infusion: calendula, lemon balm, and Himalayan rhubarb in an equal-part blend of rice bran, grapeseed, olive, and avocado oils.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlain yogurt, kaolin clay, sodium lactate, and tussah silk complete the recipe. Nothing added thats not doing a job.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo added fragrance oils, micas, or synthetic dyes: the rhubarb infusion brings the pink, \u003ci\u003eand pink belongs to everybody.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade by the cold-process method and poured into round molds, each batch has its own botanical character. Shades and appearance can vary; that’s part of a bar colored by its ingredients rather than a standardized dye blend.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe name is playful. The welcome is sincere. Crinkum-crankum is body soap without gender gatekeeping—and with very \u003cstrong\u003egood Manners.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003eHow to use:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWet the bar and work into a rich lather. Massage over damp skin, then rinse thoroughly. Keep the bar dry between uses. Avoid contact with eyes. \u003cb\u003eExternal use only.\u003c\/b\u003e As with any handmade product with plant-based or natural ingredients, patch test before use, especially if you have sensitive skin or known allergies. Discontinue use if irritation occurs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003eAbout Rot \u0026amp; Bloom Soaps:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEvery Rot \u0026amp; Bloom bar begins with our house soap base of beef tallow, coconut oil, avocado oil, babassu oil, hemp seed oil, castor oil, sodium hydroxide, sodium lactate, and tussah silk.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrom there, each soap takes its own path. Depending on the blend, a Rot \u0026amp; Bloom bar may include essential oils, botanical oleoresins, botanicals, clays, grains, spices, milks, extracts, or other ingredient-based additions. These bars are colored only by their ingredients—no micas, synthetic dyes, bio glitter, or fragrance oils.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eEach \u003cstrong\u003eThicc bar\u003c\/strong\u003e weighs at least \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5 oz.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eRegular\u003c\/strong\u003e bar weighs at least\u003cstrong\u003e \u003ci\u003e3 oz \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u0026amp; the \u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eample\u003c\/strong\u003e bar weighs at least \u003ci\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1.25 oz.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e because we handcraft each batch in small quantities, color, pattern, and appearance may vary slightly from bar to bar.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSamples may be available with your purchase. If you would like to try a specific soap, leave us a note at checkout. Otherwise, samples are included with purchases of \u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e3 or more bars\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e when available.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eChoose 5 bars from our selected all-natural soaps and receive one bar free.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor external use only.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e***These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.***\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MGA\/REC","offers":[{"title":"Regular","offer_id":67622944768060,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Sample","offer_id":67622944800828,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Thicc Bar","offer_id":67622981664828,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0211\/5622\/files\/CrinkumCrankum_Hero_v2_wood-botanicals.png?v=1791202007","url":"https:\/\/www.ravenseyed.com\/products\/crinkum-crankum","provider":"Raven's Eye Consulting","version":"1.0","type":"link"}